Paper-Thin Disguises

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.

Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 18, 2024

Paper Wasp

A small piece of paper folded to be sharp on two sides to be flung or flicked at your friends or your enemies.

GOD DAMNIT! BASTARD FLICKED ANOTHER PAPER WASP AT ME!

by TheCaliforniaPepper February 22, 2023

meme paper

a college degree

Even though I have a meme paper, I can't find a job in my industry.

by thorgt May 2, 2022

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff

Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper

by I love roblox noobs September 10, 2021

Toilet paper

Nonexistent in stores during 2020

Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper

by Cora :) March 23, 2020