This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.
After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.
by Moral Oral April 22, 2009

by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023

Comments on an advertisement (mostly on instagram) that has absolutely nothing to do with your feed.
by Ohmygoiii January 6, 2025

An ice pack made from ice that was just used to mix a beautiful cocktail for your surgical recovery.
With his Manhattan well-stirred and strained into his glass, Charlie filled a Ziplok bag with the remaining ice cubes and placed it gingerly across his surgical site while he took the first sip of his recovery cocktail. This was the inaugural Nice pack!
by DocZ September 8, 2016

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by randomuser1099234 May 17, 2019

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home
"Where's Wez gone?"
"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"
"Not nice one Wez"
"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"
"Not nice one Wez"
by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017
