Ring Licker

An individual who is largely obsessed with the fantasy series 'The Lord of the Rings'. This occurs to such an extent that they collect every piece of memorabilia they can find, know Tolkien's work inside and out, openly quote the books and films to everyone and anyone, fiercely defend the books and films; and band together in groups to debate the intricacies and happenings of "Middle-earth". Some call it healthy fun, others refer to it as downright fanboyism.

"Watch your mouth or ill kick your ass back to the Shire!"

"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"

by StevieJ December 9, 2008

lint licker

Same as carpet muncher. Except with a more secretive juvenile or religious conservative target flavor.

Generally it implies targets are not sophisticated and the relationship secret, because it refers to the lint left behind by cotton panties on the target of the lint licker.

Occasionally it refers to someone not quite up to the actual deed but OCD excited by licking the panties while being worn by someone. Usually Fatal Attraction headcases.

In junior high gym class she became a lint licker in heaven. All those cotton panties and later exposure.

I am calling the police, you dirty old lint licker, child molester!

I am sorry madam but the school can not interfere or take notice of the private activities of an "innocent" pair of young lint lickers. Its just not PC. As long as they stay at the back of the class while indulging its their business and whomever cannot refrain from watching.

by Bridget Bardot February 9, 2010

taint licker

one who lickes the taint of another person.

graham, tyler, rader, you.

by sama April 28, 2003

Window Licker

Kid with special needs whos disorder makes him lean and dribble thus cleaning the window!

Sam: hey man check out that spaz kid

Tom: Yea dude hes a total window licker

Window licker: Euuurgggh *dribble*

by Porchmonkeyforlife February 10, 2009

wee wee licker

someone who licks a man's penis...often used as an insult to a guy friend

"STFU you wee wee licker!!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006

slut licker

One who licks sluts.

You're a slut licker.

by Christina Harding May 15, 2004

window licker

known as those creepy little kids with the one hand dangling to the front while here tongues are stuck to the windows of the bluebird bus..

wow..you serious..we the buses are all down so we have to ride the short bus with the window lickers?

by Deeds March 2, 2009