Left-reading

Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.
"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

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"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "
by smeefus August 28, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Three Left

The act of having one’s wife, Girlfriend or husband fucked
Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)
by Thx1277 May 26, 2023
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left overss

if you are here brody you will never know leftovers
by matthew gray gublar May 21, 2021
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Bottom Left

A term stated to a dumbass who has extreme tunnel vision and thus cannot see something appear at the bottom left of their screen in a game. An individual often needs to tell them that it is, in fact in the bottom left of their screen. This often takes several repeats before the individual understands.
1: "NO. BOTTOM LEFT. "
2: *comically turns mouse to face bottom left rather than look at the bottom left of screen* "Okay"
1: "BRO I MEANT LIKE LOOK THERE. "
2: *visibly confused* "what tf do you mean "Bottom left"?"

1: "BOTTOM LEFT"
2: *finally looks and realizes* "OHHHH im a dumbass!"
by AfricantIndividual February 26, 2024
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took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.
Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.
by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021
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Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.
I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.
by KD123 July 16, 2016
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