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jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.
by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004
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Kick her head in

To have hardcore / heavy sex with a woman all over the bedroom, usually when she's not expecting it.
Man i'm gonna take her back to mine and kick her head in
by the scrawds July 13, 2010
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Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.
John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.
by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017
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Butterfly Shrimp kick

The Butterfly Shrimp kick is a last resort for Buddhist monks to defend themselves and their monestarys. It is when a monk leaps into the air and driving their foot down through the enemies body down the center of it but intentionally leaving the spine intact, the victim then falls with the body resembling butterfly Shrimp. (It also considered a war crime in most Eastern countries).
My father was in the Chinese army and when he attacked a Buddhist monestary they killed him with the Butterfly Shrimp Kick.
by sosig.fo.win November 14, 2018
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Roundhouse Kick List

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."
by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015
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Kick Aden day

It is for people that are only spelled Aden not Aiden Adan or what ever just kick the person whenever for that day on the 26 of august
It’s time for kick Aden day. Find an Aden and kick him just not where their d/ck is inverted
by Choose the green button August 20, 2020
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kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
by The Cap N' June 19, 2020
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