Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

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Jump Rope for Heart

A program by the American Heart Association. Famous for jump roping.

I like Jump Rope for Heart.

by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020

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MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".

"I can't MLG Water Jump with that lag!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!

by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023

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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

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"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025

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