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Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018
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CJ Jones

When you get things wrong because you don't do your research... 🤦🏾 ♀️
I just assumed that everyone drove on the left side of the road because I did a CJ Jones before I boarded my flight.
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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Jiggaboo Jones

A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca
by Jiggaboo Jack June 16, 2023
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bridget jones

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!
by cpsister13 June 6, 2019
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Jane jones Jenkins

The best old tiktoker known ever she loves her hubby Dicky and they make such a great couple!!!
Jane Jones Jenkins loves her husband Dicky!
by Clyx December 19, 2023
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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