1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

I just assumed that everyone drove on the left side of the road because I did a CJ Jones before I boarded my flight.
by anonymous March 16, 2021

A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca
by Jiggaboo Jack June 16, 2023

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
by cpsister13 June 6, 2019

by Clyx December 19, 2023
