crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

Reverse Card

The Reverse Card is one of the most powerful artifacts next to the N-Word Pass, it is used by deflecting a roast or sentence like "your mom gey" and "the person above/below me is a pedophile".

Memer 1: lmao your mom gay and dad lesbian
Memer 2: *pulls out Reverse Card*
Memer 1: OOF *dies*

by dominator300 May 15, 2019

Final card

Last attempt of an argument

Her final card was telling the truth.

by Chakame December 11, 2017

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Red Card

A union membership card typically associated with radical socialist, anarchist, and other left-wing labor organizations, particularly with the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW).

Bands of police boarded the train, searched the passengers, and if they found red cards in their wallets, arrested them.

by firesofindustry October 28, 2020

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010