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This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things
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Most annoying and irritating thing ever.

School is the most annoying and irritating thing ever.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>
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Mousey thing

Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.
Lets do the mousey thing later
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Ramsey thing

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey
“My car broke down on the way to work”
“That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”
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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
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The Day All of the Things

A fanfiction short story from a Marvel property where the characters get pissed at the writer for producing a rapefic as the ending portrays him getting chased for doing so, it's the fanfiction counterpart to what becomes The Fandom Writer. The character A. J. Poe introduced to The House of Pain E-Zine was the Gothic Horror backlash to finding such stories.

The horror story directly cites the Chick Tract called "Doom Town" which is the most realistically drawn tracts of the era that easy drawn influence from Charles Beaumont's short story chronicling glorified heterophobia called The Crooked Man. Emerged in Dec 23, 2002 as I was active with the site AuthorsDen and ThoughtCafe at the time. Noted for the copyrighted characters breaking the fourth wall and collectively imply "Blood on the Water" as the alleged writer flees screaming for help and going "oh crap." This kind of story makes the cult horror short from 2004 have a nastier sting.
Original fiction writers in the underground finding a story on fanfiction in 2002.

What are you reading as the chat goes on aim?

"There is this one story written by the screen name of ' MyPlague' based on a 2000s era Marvel animated property where Stan Lee might be a tad pissed."

What story is that!
"The Day All of The Things"
I think there's an original fiction horror story introduced to FictionPress.com and later to the House of Pain E-Zine as it's a guess he found this piece back then. The Fandom Writer as it was written by a cult webmaster who invaded Clive Barker's E-Zine when he was 24 with something he did at 20. The same era of this story he introduced a true story to the dark literature plethora as it's shocking how it's extremely hard with the language and a chilling candid dialog between him with a near-victim of his classmate from 7th grade homeroom. He later commented on the said piece, "They're going to kick your ass for producing a rapefic."
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