Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.
There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket
by Drexl69 February 14, 2010
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More lit than litmus paper

When something is really lit, so lit that it's level of litness is greater than that of litmus paper, a chemical used to measure pH.
Yoooooo, worship at church the other arvy was more lit than litmus paper!
by wt32845 December 18, 2017
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pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.
Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!
by cupramen November 10, 2017
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by die plonkerstein November 04, 2020
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Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 13, 2010
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Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.
Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️
by Trippin’n’whippin April 04, 2021
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