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Mead High School 

A crack headed school in Colorado where you’re either a cowboy, a stoner, or a vsco girl. If you go to Mead High, you better get ready for the constant sight of corn everywhere you look. Frederick hates us and no one has any idea why, maybe it’s because we always rank higher than them in max preps. Yee Haw!
John: Y’all ever heard of Mead High School?
Mia: Yeah! My friend went there and came back with a southern accent and a juul.
Mead High School by Mav 20 September 17, 2019
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Concordia Lutheran High School 

A school where you WILL get sent home because of what kind of pants you are wearing, the classrooms are hotter than the depths of hell, you will get body slammed into a locker by an immature boy at some point (even if you don't know who it is), you will get a new rumor about you every week that even you didn't know was true, our principals motto Is "make good decisions" which is ironic, and you can hear the hissing of the Concordia student body from down the street.
Concordia Lutheran High School is the place you should never send your child

North Fort Myers High School 

North fort Myers High school where there's coke in the girls bathroom, Trans gay kids, teachers who don't teach, my nigga JJ the occasionally good football team, and school shooting threats
Person 1: Yo I heard there was coke in the girls bathroom at North Fort Myers High School
Person 2: Yeah but at least one of the trans gay kids aren't threating to shoot up the school this week.

cedarburg high school 

school full of suburban rich white kids that dont like their town and pass their free time by starting drama with each other
person 1: do you go to cedarburg high school?

person 2: yea i hate it

person 1: wanna switch me in milwaukee?

person 2: hell no theres black people there

Pueblo County High School 

A school inconveniently located in a village in the middle of no where which consists of hicks who listen to county and chew during school and wanna be mexican gangsters who think they are black. Avoid this school at all cost unless you are a stoner in which case you have already found a way to cope with the dullness of life which County high is a perfect example of.
Pueblo County High School Gym Class- "Sup stoners"
Stoners- "Sup steroids"

-middle fingers exchanged-

Aliso Niguel High School 

A high school in Aliso Viejo, Orange County, California in the United States of America. It recently made headlines when all school dances were cancelled after students went wild freak dancing and several students arrived drunk and in their underwear at a Back-to-School Dance. Their mascot is the wolverine and school colors are teal and black. The principal is Dr. Charles Salter.
Did you hear about Aliso Niguel High School banning school dances?
Aliso Niguel High School by <391 November 10, 2008

Robert E. Lee high school

Robert E. Lee is a highschool in springfield VA. With excessive amounts of middle-easterners asians and several other countries you have probably heard of. They have a kick ass- football team that looses because theyre too busy doing drugs or idreis augustus isnt playing. Everyone at Lee is basicly friends and everyone at Lee wants to tranfer out. It is situated around a bunch of Fresh off the boat mexicans so theres alot of spanish to be learned. The schools principal is this gay ass nigga mr.Jeffers who hates it when girls wear yoga pants and makes up a whole mess of bird ass rules.
Guy 1: Hey who you guys play this week?

Guy 2: Robert E. Lee high school

Guy 1: idreis playing?

Guy 2: Naw he graduated..

Guy 3: Damn you won