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Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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Below Average Mahir Hater

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.
The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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King of the Mahir Haters

An individual with an intelligence quotient of 150 yet an emotional quotient of 10. He groans, saying he likes to ship characters in Skibidi Toilet and watches content farm episodes on repeat in class. Both of his parents were straight A's, his father being the class valedictorian and a physics major who was a soccer team captain with a 1580 on the SAT, while his mother was the salutatorian of her class and a master's degree in biochemistry who got a 1600 on the SAT. Meanwhile, this individual had negative grades in all his classes except math (Which he naturally enjoyed) and was so rude that he was banned from entering an educational facility. He places rings around his neck to make it longer so that it sticks out of the toilet bowl he wears on his head whenever he is not asleep. He hates learning, apart from the mathematics he acquired when he was still interested, and he has a worse attitude than the laziest kids in any educational facility. When he hates on a person, he taunts them behind their back and tries to suffocate the person by tying his long neck around that of the person he is hating on. He stares down at the suffocating person and groans "Uej Aeudentifoy aesuh skouiboudoey twoilit" ( I identify as a Skibidi Toilet) before eating the person's head, much like a Skibidi Toilet. His method of attack is similar to that of a boa constrictor. Additionally, he has severe hyperdontia and white spots and marks on every tooth from biting human skulls.
This "Huge waste of potential" that many use to describe the King of the Mahir Haters is the reason why all children deserve the best support from their families regardless of their attitudes and should never be abused. A lack of therapy, combined with neglect, caused this once-happy individual to fall into a deep despair that eventually transformed him into the tyrannical leader of a group of innocents whom he poisoned and turned into disgusting, mutant creatures. Everybody he converted into a Mahir Hater can be cured, but time will tell if he himself can be corrected.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024
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generational hater

A hate that is so strong, that the very words you uttered at that moment can still be felt by the next generations that come after you?
Convo 1
(Drake fan): Yo did you hear about how badly "Family Matters" dissed Kendrick
(Kendrick fan): Not like us DESTROYED that shit
(Drake fan): *listens to Not like us* Damn, what a generational hater
by Chopin - "Tun tun tun!" January 11, 2025
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Wet Owl Nigger Hater

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Number 1 Yoshihide Hater

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Number 1 Yoshihide Hater
by Wild Destroyer August 4, 2025
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