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Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.
Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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Green Google

X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...
by blokc June 15, 2023
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Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement
“hey you’re kinda gay
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage
by 1:11AM July 2, 2019
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bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it
by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014
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Google

A machine for answers. Best search engine in the world. A lot of people use it to cheat on tests. They don't get away with it, most of the time. Don't cheat kids.
If you're not google, stop acting like you know everything.
by JustinTheBeiver September 22, 2017
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