Sober drinking

Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.
Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.
by Yaas Kween December 22, 2023
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Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.
-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT
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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
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i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
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i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
by vikkkkk September 06, 2020
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Man v. Drink

A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.
Nick made Mack take a Man v. Drink at the PI last night.
by SpokeoBoo January 28, 2012
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Round of drinks

Parlance used by serial entrepreneurs and wealthy individuals to suggest something expensive / contentions is inexpensive / non-contentious to them.
“We’ll just knock that building down, its a round of drinks”.
by GIP2017 January 14, 2018
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