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Crotch Crop

In other simple terms it is your pubic hairs near your reproductive system
“Oh dude ...I gotta shave my crotch crop !”
by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019
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crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it
On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.
by Shanaynee September 1, 2019
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crotch shooter

that little nug of poop that flies out when you cough/fart
I coughed so hard I ended up with a crotch shooter crotch shot
by stressedoutmum May 15, 2018
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Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.
"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
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Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020
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Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.
Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.
by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020
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Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.
by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020
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