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When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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Chinese rope-burn

1. Chinese burn performed by a rope or someone giving someone else a Chinese burn while using rope.
2. When a rope pulls your skin while giving you rope burn.
'This harness is giving me Chinese rope-burn.'
by LailynDarkskySeafoam February 9, 2023
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chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off
A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!
by Okok32 July 13, 2025
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chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.
Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.
by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016
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Chinese

Where The CEO of TikTok (Shou Zi Chew) Was Born And Raised
Senator Tom Cotton - "Mr Chew, what continent is Singapore in?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "And what continent is China in, Mr Chew?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "SO YOURE CHINESE!"
by Skibicumlauncher69 February 1, 2025
mugGet the Chinesemug.
An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
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