by Meileo March 18, 2018

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

1. Chinese burn performed by a rope or someone giving someone else a Chinese burn while using rope.
2. When a rope pulls your skin while giving you rope burn.
2. When a rope pulls your skin while giving you rope burn.
by LailynDarkskySeafoam February 9, 2023

by Okok32 July 13, 2025

by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016

Senator Tom Cotton - "Mr Chew, what continent is Singapore in?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "And what continent is China in, Mr Chew?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "SO YOURE CHINESE!"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "And what continent is China in, Mr Chew?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "SO YOURE CHINESE!"
by Skibicumlauncher69 February 1, 2025

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.
This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
