Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 04, 2022

a bump in the road

a problem or setback.

The company launch was a success, but losing their main investor was definitely a bump in the road.

by Arminkshipper July 24, 2024

bump a train

London slang for fare evasion.

My mate got caught trying to bump a train.

by ggsm3 April 30, 2024

Love bump

Lightly bumping the back of another car with your own, slow enough to not cause any damage.

"I got distracted and the car rolled forward. But it's all good, there's no damage to either car, it was only a love bump".

by wheresl1am October 04, 2022

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 08, 2021

Trump Bump

Term for a baby conceived at a Trump rally.

I only slept with him that night so I could get my Trump bump.

by TJmaxal January 13, 2024

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall

how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 08, 2019