Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes
Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday
by TallulahTabasco132 February 04, 2022
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Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
by V193 September 27, 2020
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Bump Buddies

A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time
I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories
Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed
by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
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