Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

disco bump

cocaine/gay sex

Yo!! Beaver, let’s disco bump in the tent.

by wallycleaver October 18, 2025

Bump

Upstate NY Slang for Fight or Brawl

“Fuck all this music im really tryna bump”-hdot bintrappin

by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk June 3, 2024

Titty Bump

When going over a speed bump, one's pectoral area might bounce in an animated fashion, causing a titty bump.

"Wow, that was a big titty bump! I think mine touched the roof of the car."

by Pixie Rainbow Farts March 4, 2024

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018