Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Bump haze

Bump haze is slang for send nudes

Jo sends nudes if you say bump haze.

by Hector Perez September 23, 2021

Fist bumping

When you start fisting a girl in her pussy and then, with your other free hand, start fisting her up the asshole until your two hands meet inside her resulting in a "fist bump"

Yo bro i was fist bumping my girl last week, I felt my knuckles touch inside her

by fistbumper420 August 20, 2022

Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards

Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.

by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019

Ravagely Bumping

When you are in a game of Rocket League and your teammates keep ramming into you instead of the ball.

I was in ranked and this man just kept Ravagely Bumping me.

by Dinosquid May 14, 2018