The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
Get the Small “D” Boyfriendmug. i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails
someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!
someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!
someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
Get the my boyfriendmug. Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”
by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021
Get the satans...boyfriendmug. by red haired bf from fnf lol June 9, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug. by Not olly January 13, 2021
Get the The Perfect Boyfriendmug. Funny, kindest person you’ll ever meet, very attractive, best smile:) , has the power to make anybody happy with just his words, such an amazing laugh, anyone who has even a chance to speak to him is so lucky. I could never put into words how amazing he is. <4
by <callie4 July 1, 2021
Get the Callie’s boyfriendmug. Guy 1: So, what did you think of the Boyfriends web comic?
Guy 2: It was cringe! I never want to see it again!
Guy 2: It was cringe! I never want to see it again!
by OdetteTheAnmimator2007 July 5, 2022
Get the Boyfriendsmug.