a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
Get the Car leap boyfriendmug. An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
Get the Almond Boyfriendmug. a guy who will treat you like a goddess and give you butterflies every time you talk to him or get a notification from him, and he loves you no matter what. But he also fucks you like he hates your guts.
by itz.mari2282 March 13, 2024
Get the boyfriendmug. by frankjameso February 14, 2014
Get the boyfriend-sittingmug. The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
by LadyA314 December 20, 2023
Get the Invisible Boyfriendmug. A boy who can make you feel special. A person who makes you feel like the only one who exists.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
My "Boyfriend" is caring.
by uhweirdo October 16, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
by amayer October 18, 2023
Get the give your boyfriend a gift daymug.