Ham Beard

A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.

Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard

by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010

Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.

God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!

by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Bearded Space Clam

A vagina that’s out of this world.

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!

by Spacedust June 22, 2024

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

beard time

the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.

so is it beard time?

Yeah sure, lets see it!

by Beardornottobeard November 13, 2014

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015