Bansari 

A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.

"I met a Bansari a million lives ago. What I wouldn't give to find her right now, in this one."

Bansari by aghoraa December 17, 2019

Bean Boi 

A boi who is bean

Hey bean boi

Bean Boi by BeanBoi101 December 18, 2019

Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

Bean Cereal by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

furry beanbag 

hairy balls

you should be lickin' my furry beanbag

furry beanbag by BIGDICKSTEVE July 2, 2008

Missouri Bean Dip 

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.

That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!

Missouri Bean Dip by rusty'stache January 8, 2011

Spicy bean bowl supreme 

The act of eating spicy food and shiting into a bowl where served with a side of beans or vegetables. Can also be eaten raw.

After eating Indian food last night, I made a spicy bean bowl supreme in the toilet. Too bad no one got to eat it.

Spicy bean bowl supreme by Shane germelli September 8, 2012

punching bean 

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

punching bean by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018