april 5

national kenma kozume day

today is the day that you celebrate kenma! (haikyuu)

friend: you know what today is
friend 2: april 5?
friend: today we celebrate kenma!

by Kenmaaaaa November 05, 2020

april 9

the day that gay people were born

person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay

by emiliaisgay March 16, 2022

April 16

National slap that booty day

I’m gonna go slap Emily’s booty today because it’s April 16

by Lilwindexmyboi April 15, 2019

april 15

MOTHA FCKIN NIC CAGE DAY

In order to respect our tradition of old, Nic Cage Day is on the calendar every April 15. We thank you, Reverend/Doctor Cage.

by Jweezyy bitches September 20, 2013

April 21

Do anything freaky. Grab anybody ass you see. Grab somebody dick. Grab somebody titties. It's finna be freaky Monday. Hadn't done anything freaky on the whole break. Well now you are. ;) Try to do it for a whole weak

On April 21 Walk pass and do something freaky to somebody

by Crazyz12345 April 20, 2019

April 27th

A man who will fall in love with a younger woman. But knows it is right. Love is love. He knows they treat each other well. He loves her.

“He’s born on April 27th. She must be younger than him”

by Havenvelour October 16, 2019

April 7

The day Harry Styles butchered his fandom with a new album

“OH MY chuck HARRY STYLES REALEASED HIS ALBUM ‘Harry Styles EP’ TODAY April 7 IM GOING TO CRY”

by Richie Meh Fishie October 18, 2019