April 20

When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen

mike: yo when were u born

rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not

by fuck her pussy February 18, 2020

April 31st

A day that does not exist, yet for some reason some people think it does.

John: Since my birthday’s on a school day, I’m thinking my birthday party will be on April 31st!
Heather: That’s not a day, John.

by Rosy Cherry May 6, 2022

april 9

the day that gay people were born

person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay

by emiliaisgay March 15, 2022

april 15

MOTHA FCKIN NIC CAGE DAY

In order to respect our tradition of old, Nic Cage Day is on the calendar every April 15. We thank you, Reverend/Doctor Cage.

by Jweezyy bitches September 20, 2013

April 21

Do anything freaky. Grab anybody ass you see. Grab somebody dick. Grab somebody titties. It's finna be freaky Monday. Hadn't done anything freaky on the whole break. Well now you are. ;) Try to do it for a whole weak

On April 21 Walk pass and do something freaky to somebody

by Crazyz12345 April 19, 2019

April 27th

A man who will fall in love with a younger woman. But knows it is right. Love is love. He knows they treat each other well. He loves her.

“He’s born on April 27th. She must be younger than him”

by Havenvelour October 16, 2019

April 7

The day Harry Styles butchered his fandom with a new album

“OH MY chuck HARRY STYLES REALEASED HIS ALBUM ‘Harry Styles EP’ TODAY April 7 IM GOING TO CRY”

by Richie Meh Fishie October 17, 2019