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Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011
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Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
by reid_o April 5, 2009
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Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.
by Andrew May 14, 2004
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Half-Ass Hug

A half-ass hug is when someone hugs you on the side, with one arm, or with no real feeling in it.
"She only give you a half-ass hug. Not even a real hug. Like she doesn't care"

side-pat-hug
by purpledaisy723 October 5, 2010
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half-ass christianity

are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!
by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007
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camp half blood

The camp that all half bloods go to when there ready such as percy jackson and annabeth chase goes to
percy's camp is camp half blood
by nickvick7 June 30, 2011
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