Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 17, 2011

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2022

Half-past Hell

A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.

Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!

James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!

by Kresnik June 08, 2011

Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 05, 2009

Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

by Andrew May 14, 2004

Half-Ass Hug

A half-ass hug is when someone hugs you on the side, with one arm, or with no real feeling in it.

"She only give you a half-ass hug. Not even a real hug. Like she doesn't care"

side-pat-hug

by purpledaisy723 October 05, 2010

half-ass christianity

are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.

half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!

by candygirltasteright June 26, 2007