A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
Get the Two Tab Tonymug. If you meet an asain named Tony, you are in deep trouble. This man is like no other, not only will he fuck your girl but also your mom, sister and grandma. Asain Tony’s tend to be very intelligent, intuitive, and motivated people. They are going to be very successful in life
by Icedragon4456 November 24, 2019
Get the Tonymug. Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
by Mike_P September 22, 2022
Get the Tonymug. A thoughtful, understanding listener who has the best smile. A Tony will always encourage you and brighten up your day, watch hours of Netflix videos, will go on adventure with you, take good care of you, tell you the best bedtime stories and cook with you and for you. They quite possibly make for the best boyfriends and best buddies out there. Count yourself lucky if you get to be with a Tony. A Tony’s only flaw is losing at Mario Kart.
by Santac January 15, 2021
Get the Tonymug. A back stabbing kid who thinks he is big and bad but when confronted he wets himself and whines like a little bitch. Goes to the gym once a week and claims he's gained muscle.
by jlni227 December 2, 2017
Get the Tonymug. 🎼Tony Boy Tony Boy
🎼won’t you be my pony boy
🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome
🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
🎼won’t you be my pony boy
🎼marry me, carry me all the way to Rome
🎼giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, 🎼whoooaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
by Dirty Lamberti March 31, 2022
Get the Tony Boymug.