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Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
mugGet the Zombiemug.

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014
mugGet the maud zombiemug.

Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz
It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!
by Not zombie February 7, 2024
mugGet the Zombie apocalypsemug.

Prompt Zombie

Someone who mindlessly feeds prompts into AI tools like ChatGPT without engaging in critical thinking or reflection. This person relies on AI to do all the intellectual work, resulting in soulless, shallow content and a total disconnect from the learning process.
The essay was flawless, but the student couldn’t explain a single paragraph—classic Prompt Zombie move.
by Briton Phillip September 14, 2025
mugGet the Prompt Zombiemug.

Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
mugGet the Alpha Zombie Blumpkinmug.

zombi

the word you use for when you see a hot person
WOAH! Is that zombi?!?! hes so hot!!!!!

yeah, i would let him be my mommy dom for sure!
by zomb! August 25, 2021
mugGet the zombimug.

Zombie

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie
by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019
mugGet the Zombiemug.

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