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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020
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Dexhdel Test

Simply it's a bechdel test for music.
Use this test on your favourite songs and see if they pass
I wasn't sure about tay tays new album had to put it through the Dexhdel test
Must have more then 10 words in the chorus
Divate slightly from basic song structure
Must be different from other songs by that same artist.
by Codex27 July 9, 2024
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test

this is just a test, i wanna find out what i can do with a post
I LOVE TESTS!!!“
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the fitness grahm pacer test

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by yhgist December 3, 2022
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crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
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Rap Ability Test

Also called RAT, it’s a Friday Night Funkin’ clone in Roblox with the theme of, well, rats. This specific clone focuses on balanced charts and tracks both the beginning and end of hold notes, similar to RoBeats.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play RAT?

Person 2: What even is that?

Person 1: It’s short for Rap Ability Test, it’s got FNF and custom songs!

Person 2: Sweet, let’s do it!
by Madcaptax October 29, 2023
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