Pipe dream

Neil Josten is a pipe dream and not a hallucination

By: Andrew Minyard

"You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs"

"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”

by Evlabia January 22, 2022

prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

magic pipe

A large male penis that females love so much they wouldn't leave you.

I gave that hoe the magic pipe, and now she doesn't want to leave me

by Thehardcunt November 7, 2017

Bean pipe

Being an annoying up your ass Mexican , usually virgin , lives in moms basement

You are such a bean pipe!

by CaleeebtheCat February 10, 2021

Pipe Club

The list of people that have given the same man oral sex.

Sandy and her best friend Renaldo were both part of Todds’ pipe club.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Pipe wrenching

The act of ejaculating with a pipe wrench via twisting it as if tightening a bolt

“Bro was pipe wrenching like crazy”
*cranking sounds ensues*

by Spartan#3223 April 22, 2024

Power Pipe

A power pipe is an exhaust system for either a car or a motorbike, sometimes giving slightly increased performance, but mainly for showing off by making lots of noise

guy trying to sleep: Wow, my jerk of a neighbour is keeping me awake showing his friends his stupid power pipe, what an ass!

by powerpipe January 20, 2010