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Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012
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Taylor Swift

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Noah Taylor

Yo bro ya seen dat Noah Taylor geezer

Nah fam who is he

He’s a bloody Alpha male
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Taylor Swift

A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.
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Taylor Swift

Me: u know Taylor swift?
Them: no duh, she’s a icon

Me: yessir
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taylor-ray

A loner who will sit in a corner and wait for his bestfriend.
Look at Taylor-Ray he's in his corner again.
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Taylor Wilde

She is a retired professional wrestler. She used to work in NWATNA. At 5'3 and 120 lb, she was well-known for her high-flying moves.

She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.
Taylor Wilde just executed a flying dropkick on Tara!
by Marc01 May 16, 2011
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