Tom Gorgan

A big pleb who has a 1 mm long penis and cant pleasure anyone. Thinks hes good but hes actually shit at life.

"I hate that guy he must be a Tom Gorgan"

by Memer420Blazemmeeeemmmeee July 7, 2016

Tom Ryan

A man who can’t resist going to throb and having his way with as many hens as humanly possible.

What are you doing up in Darwin “I’m chucking a Tom Ryan “

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin June 23, 2021

Tom kat

A punk that acts like a stray cat. Undomesticated and uncombed.

Damn, check out that tom kat in the disco ball leather..over by the gutter!

by Baugus December 4, 2012

Tom Blacknell

Local Hero

If you were to have a Tom Blacknell day that would mean your day was good.

by obrigadosenhor September 29, 2012

Tom cruiser

its where you get a girl to sit naked on your stick shift in your car. and move her around like the stick.

dude, my stick is so sticky today after my girlfriend did a tom cruiser last night

by fratbro69 October 31, 2011

mmmm Tom

This phrase is a prayer given to his holy divine Tom.

Me: I see Tom “mmmm Tom”
Tom: bows in my direction
Me: *nuts*

by Gdhdjjsb October 12, 2018

tom cawte

TOM CAWTE IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, BASICALLY GOD. I WOULD SELL MY FIRST BORN CHILD TO BE TOM CAWTE.

I just saw Tom Cawte kick a puppy down the stairs, I think it might be dead.

by Benjamin Shapiro November 6, 2018