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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
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An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still
by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020
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Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)
Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
by Crystopal September 7, 2022
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Broken hearted

Someone did something to hurt you, break you, and make you genuinely sad. It could’ve been a breakup, a death of a friend, or just loosing a friend that causes a broken hearted person. People don’t think before they say things, even if you are tough, you can still get very sensitive sometimes and take things in personally. Being broken hearted has been said to be one of the worst feelings in the world, it’s awful. But sometimes you have to take in those feelings especially if you’ve just escaped from a toxic relationship.

It’s important to remember if your broken hearted and reading this, that things will get so much better. And that you can fix the broken heart just by getting yourself some good things going. Friends, .......- get friends and you will start to feel better
Person 1: I feel empty inside

Person 2: did someone hurt you?

Person 1: yeah..
Person 2: your broken hearted. Being broken hearted is awfully hurting inside your chest all the time. Someone hurt you, and you feel sad
Person 1: Broken Hearted? That makes sense..
by Casual_Toast August 19, 2020
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Kids Heart Challenge

The Kids Heart Challenge is a fun and exciting event where your student learns about their heart while helping others by raising money for the American
Kids Heart Challenge Jump Day - Hebron Christian Academy. ... learning community focused on equipping minds, transforming hearts, and impacting culture.
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
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sick heart

1.Sick at heart. Fig. distressed and depressed. (*Typically: be ~; become ~; make someone ~.)

2.Feeling of distress, because of not being able to demonstrate love, not being able to fight for it, unable to draw your swords when is need it, as to encourage your love one to believe in both of you.

3.To fail to show true love. (yes this is possible)

4.Not being able to put up your best fight to get your ex-boyfriend back, even when given the opportunity to do so.

5.Probably someone who is madly in love with you, but for some twisted reason not being able to show it.

6.Someone who decides to love someone who harms them or can potentially harm them badly.

7.Grieving, very disappoint
We were sick at heart when welearned of her predicament.

They couldn't get back together despite their love towards each other, Pair of sick hearts.
She has loved him all her life and she couldn't show it, Oh well, she just has a sick heart.
He has a sick heart trying to love, her. She will screw him over in no time, she is such a sick heart.

She keeps coming back, and it does her so much harm, sick heart is what she is is.

I became sick at heart just looking at all the homeless children. What happened to her? She just had a sick heart looking at the homeless children
Love hero or more likely un-hero….? Sick heart or heart sick? That line where you don’t know who has more courage ' Sick heart!
by ramdom figure October 27, 2017
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