Asian Heart Attack

The thought of over spending or over paying for something

When I found Ally Wong’s tickets were once on Groupon and I could’ve saved money on one of her shows I had an Asian heart attack.

My friend gave me an Asian heart attack when she told me she paid $3 for a mango that she could’ve bought at Patel Brothers for 50 cents!

by ravendeity04 October 19, 2020

Asian Tune Up

When one adds Jasmine rice to a non Asian meal thus creating a combination of the two cultures.

I felt that three sausages wasn't enough so I gave an Asian Tune Up.

by SquampaPJ October 15, 2010

Asian jake paul

Irrelevant

Who is asian jake paul?

Idk I never seen him online anyways

by Ur__mom__. July 19, 2020

National Asian Day

a day where anyone that isn’t asian will have to do what an asian person says for the whole day

aye is national asian day and i’m asian so you’re finna have to do what i say

by daddyDABIS April 12, 2019

asian ass rape

Asian Ass Rape is when you drive an RC with the intenna pointing forward so the intenna will penetrate your partners/friends bootyhole

IF|Clue_Less_Bro: hold up gotta add asian ass rape to the urban dictionary

by creativeNoriginal September 1, 2017

adopted asian

A non-asian person who is friends with a lot of asian people, usually a white person.

Also a non-asian who wishes they were asian, reads a lot of manga, and is a nerd.

Girl- Oh hey there is that Laura girl why is she always surrounded by asians?

Friend- She is their adopted asian, I swear she was born the wrong race.

by vietgirl94 July 13, 2010

asian baby girl

a badass woman who is independent as she should be and lives for herself did I mention badass

look at her she is a badass Asian baby girl

by grrr.heyy January 11, 2021