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by All things meerut November 23, 2021
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Why is urban dictionary a thing

it was supposed to be a dictionary for words but become a mindless shitty thing for jokes and sexual stuff and more.
tommy: MAMA

mom:kid why u cry

tommy:URBAN DICTONI

mom:fuck u

tommy: why is urban dictionary a thing
by My Password January 21, 2023
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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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The neck thing

A strange manoeuvre performed by a person in which they obstruct the blood in their carotid artery using their thumb and index finger whilst cradling their chin with their hand.
Example 1: Jaydyn: Look at that guy, he’s doing the neck thing! Haha

Alex: Haha yes that is funny. Look at him

Example 2:

Amanda: What’s he doing with his neck?

Craig: That’s the neck thing. It helps with glandular fever apparently.
by DanglyGuy May 12, 2025
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Do the Chuck thing

Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?
by PL4N3T M3NT4L April 27, 2010
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Big Gyal Thing

Rich girl thing. Gyal = girl but could just be person. Used in UK slang.
"CC bag look nice, but the Birkin bag look way more heavy
That's just a Big Gyal Thing, man, you get me?"
by BigYardTing July 7, 2023
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it isn't my thing

This expression indicates that something is not to your personal taste.
Joe: Hey Steve, let's watch the last Star Wars' movie.
Steve: Oh man, sorry, but it isn't my thing!
by Sbug Vader August 25, 2018
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