Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
Get the Smashed Crab Syndromemug. by Fermasor September 12, 2018
Get the smashmug. A word to represent the female act of teabagging. Women do not have the ability to bag, so instead they smash with their swamp.
by Exekute June 12, 2018
Get the swamp smashmug. by Loren SanD May 5, 2025
Get the Smashed a box of popsiclesmug. by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022
Get the Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholesmug. in the middle of normal conversation
person 1 : "Smash Palace"
person 2 : *nod*
conversation continues
person 1 : "Smash Palace"
person 2 : *nod*
conversation continues
by huuhuhnbabnfvvbaerh January 18, 2016
Get the smash palacemug. The vinny smash is where a man will utterly smash his penis into the woman’s eyeball and wraps it round her eyeball until he can pull her eyeball out with his penis. He then pull the eyeball out and flicks it up in the air and catches it in his mouth.
by Andre charles 0173749 June 9, 2022
Get the The vinny smashmug.