by MrMafia September 5, 2022

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.
by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.
by Warcoxx III May 29, 2018

by 乁( •_• )ㄏ February 1, 2020

Describes someone who cannot take a joke and someone who is constantly moody. These people are usually extremely tall or extremely small. Their height usually comes from the father's side of the family.
'God man, your so salty'
by smackdawg May 1, 2015

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018

by Ash The Gae salty simp February 19, 2021
