snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Snuffleufagus

An enlarged jar of Nutella that has come alive and has the sniffles

I accidentally bought snuffleufagus at the store.

by Maddie Inez April 18, 2017

soufflé dick

Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.

Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.

by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017

Snuffler

Someone who has a stuffed nose, refuses to blow said nose, and also refuses to breathe out of their mouth. These people, are most likely idiots. The noise this action makes is horrible.

"Hey man look at that frickin' snuffler over there. You can hear him from across the room.

by FakeTLP September 8, 2017

stufflez

Basic stuff

Darn, jessica and I got alot of stufflez to do i dont think we can hang..

by Vertix September 29, 2017

snuffle pig

Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it

I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017

snuffle

Like a raspberry to the neck, but non-sexual.

'When my mum snuffles my neck, it makes me laugh.'

by Finandgilly January 1, 2018