wheat shaft

Ironically a LARGE 15" pointed cock, in which the diameter is 5 inches.

Harsha had a huge wheat shaft which produced a halo of heat when it was inserted into Jon's vagina.

by Huge Long Kock July 1, 2003

Shifty

Can be followed by "1111" to denote many excalimation points, as Shift + 1 places an "!" symbol on a standard keyboard configuration. Precede with omg if you like.

This is a very sarcastic way of being enthusiastic, yet still rather nerdy.

"Hey, I just got Halo 2!!! It's the best game EVAR!!!"

"OMG shifty 11111"

by rough groove June 3, 2005

shafted

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

Shafto

A verb meaning to smoke a cigarette in your work attire.

That dude is all about the shafto

by 0192374 June 30, 2010

Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

by -Devon- February 5, 2009

elevator shaft

Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.

I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!

by ojc nyc April 6, 2009

Shifty

Boner, erection.

To chuck a shifty.

by acky December 4, 2003