Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola

Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.

by @Pre-Nippke May 15, 2018

pre-retrospect

The act of realizing some deed or idea will result in an unfortunate outcome, but going along with said deed or idea anyway.

In pre-retrospect, buying a shit ton of cheap vodka instead of beer was a bad idea.

by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011

Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.

by erlichmanr October 14, 2018

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

by Deauley May 7, 2018

Pre-posal

Two people that aren’t yet ready to pop the big question but yet, are in love to a point of no return. Both parties have never felt this way before. Both have never been this sure about anything, so they need a pre-posal to truly lock him or her DOWN!

I love my girlfriend so much, but I’m not ready to propose…that’s okay, I think a pre-posal would be better instead, and she’ll be my pre-ancée

by Banditiboi January 20, 2024