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Matthew Carroll

A bum that would make anybody feel bad from how down bad he is. He is known as Jok3r 9905 aka Matty B. He raps a lot and about to release a mixtape called, "Life ain't Bussin" on all platforms. POGGERS!!
Matthew Carroll sniff Fortnite character's booty
by im2kool April 21, 2021
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Matthew

A matthew is someone who is nice sometimes but sometimes he calls you a poopy head and then you explode.
-Hey Matthew!
-hey poopyhead!
-(explodes)
by Mestopesto April 7, 2022
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matthew

matthews the human version of garfield (he is orang)
by ahmeds_huge_penis September 8, 2022
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Matthew

MATTHEW GOT A HUGE DICK THAT LUCKY BASTERED
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--
Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*
by anonymous March 8, 2019
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Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed
“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head
by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
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Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.
Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now
by jojobowbow February 10, 2024
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