mason king

a super hottie bomb person who definitely is cool

“omg did you know a mason king is coming to our school?”
“wow we should give him money he sounds so cool”

by dlfjdisfgjlkafghjioklrstdzf November 4, 2021

King of the pussymagnets

Otherwise known as skinner. He gets all the pussy

Person 1: Wow that skinny is sure the king of the pussymagnets
Person 5: ye he gets all the pussy

by Skinny nudes February 5, 2018

King Fed

Roger Federer is the GOAT of tennis and is still dominating on the professional circuit at age 36. King Fed has one of the smoothest all-court games and sweeps his opponents off the court not only with skill, but with incredible class and style as well. He has 19 grand slams, and (hopefully) counting. Long Live King Fed.

Guy 1: Oh thank Federer I passed that test.
Guy 2: You mean "thank God?"
Guy1: Oh, Right. I get them confused sometimes.
Guy2: Same. All hail the eternal legend, King Fed

by protikfanglmao December 3, 2017

king of kingwood

large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."

People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.

by Peyton Bauer October 18, 2008

King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 4, 2009

Durf King

When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.

Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!

by Spuds2013 January 9, 2021

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022