Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"

Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

Johnny

The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.

Is that johnny,I heard he gets bitches unlike his friends

by Luis Fuentes November 26, 2021

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

johnnie rolfe

sex god

i wanna be with a johnnie rolfe

by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020