Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.

How would you like to be my future jumble?

by The Director August 19, 2003

Human Waste Bin

Someone who eats so much shit .
Basically another definition to the "see food diet"

She is like a Human Waste Bin for food.

by YsguborHen May 26, 2018

Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 7, 2019

Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

human life or no life

Have you checked out the definition of "hoe life or no life"?
You are not really a hoe.

Dude1:hoe life or lifeless
Dude2:no,human life or no life
Dude1:no
Dude2:no
Dude1:no
Dude2:NONONONO

by Artemvideourban January 29, 2023

human fall flat

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her

last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night

by name buster June 21, 2021

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009