human rolly polly

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.

Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again

by Ragugang March 6, 2019

human life or no life

Have you checked out the definition of "hoe life or no life"?
You are not really a hoe.

Dude1:hoe life or lifeless
Dude2:no,human life or no life
Dude1:no
Dude2:no
Dude1:no
Dude2:NONONONO

by Artemvideourban January 29, 2023

Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

by ClaRak January 21, 2020

human catherine wheel

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.

I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.

by S-Jayx March 5, 2016

human fall flat

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her

last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night

by name buster June 21, 2021

human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013