Boy-girlfriend

Definition (noun):

A term used to describe a boy who typically experiences attraction toward girls and would ordinarily refer to a partner as a girlfriend, but who develops a meaningful or affectionate connection with another boy. The term boy-girlfriend is used in place of boyfriend to reflect the individual’s usual language patterns or personal comfort with labels.
The connection can range from a close, non-romantic attachment between two heterosexual or heteroromantic boys to a romantic or homosexual relationship. The term does not assign a specific sexual orientation; rather, it identifies the nature of the relationship between the two individuals.

Definition (adjective):

Used to describe a relationship, dynamic, or role in which one boy occupies the position of a boy-girlfriend to another.
Example: “They have a boy-girlfriend relationship.”

“Joey and I aren’t using the word boyfriend, so I simply call him my boy-girlfriend when people ask about our relationship. Because that’s well, what who he is to me, a boy, who is my girlfriend.”

by CynicOxnard November 28, 2025

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MY GIRLFRIEND

You have no idea how hard you hit me—emotionally, not physically… except when your pink hair blinds me in the sun, you adorable neon menace.
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.

And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.

You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once

MADDIE- “MY GIRLFRIEND is really gorgeous”.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.

by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025

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My Girlfriends just turn blue

My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.

Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.

Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv

Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,

Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.

Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.

Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025

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