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Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009
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Fighting for my healthcare

No. You are fighting for the healthcare of Kierkegaard's abstract phantom.
Hym "Fighting for my healthcare? I am not Kierkegaard's abstract phantom. I am the creator of AI. You need to credit me for doing that and pay me for that and the fact you are trying to leave me to dying with you abscond with the byproduct of my mind. You didn't have to figure out how to make AI and you didn't have to sit there with too much fluid in your brainz... So I should have to do what YOU do. Everyone does need to have healthcare for me to get healthcare. If you were crediting and paying me I could just have the healthcare now and I wouldn't have to wait for you to win a fight that no one has ever been able to win. You've literally NEVER WON... And now I have to sit here and die because if you can win then I don't need healthcare immediately. And I'm still not accepting any conditions. You still just credit and pay me and then fuck right off into the sunset because IF THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT... It is BECAUSE and ONLY BECAUSE... I AM THE RADIANT DAWN... Warming that little shit-filled cranium of yours."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy

A thing coined by Mr. Liam Keel in 2024 that just means a boy fights girl or girl fights boy & the loser gets deeply penetrated by either a strap on dildo if the girl wins or a real penis & balls if the boy wins.

Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.

In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.

Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
I hate him, but I don't really wanna Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy with him. I don't know his skill level and I don't have birth control...
by Liams Bank July 3, 2025
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Fight Meh

A phrase that you shout out when somebody pisses you off, and you want to intimidate them. Warning: May actually result in an actual fisticuffs.
Helen: Your son is inferior to mine.

Joe: Fight meh Helen!
Helen: (0_0) Oh my word, he fears nothing!
by Orange Jacket October 7, 2016
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fighting punctuation

When a girls on her period she’s fighting punctuation.
Man, my girl is fighting punctuation this week!
by Genericpseudoym435 February 12, 2024
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Fight-or-Flight Math

When it is humanly understandable to give up instead of persevering when faced with a false start or failure in solving a math problem—when the pain-and-gain mindset is often missing among struggling or frustrated students, who mistakenly thought that only those blessed or born with the “mathematical gene” could do math.
Fight-or-flight math makes it hard for us to think clearly, logically, and reflexively. Let not negative emotions take control of our reactions.
by Numerati August 8, 2024
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alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.
Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.
by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021
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