Ear kink

When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears

Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting

by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009

nuttella ears

someone that never washes his/her ears this is common around england and Australia

nuttella ears is an earwax head tranny

by ching wueeng howenfa February 10, 2017

Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019

My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023