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Cum Droplet

A sex act:

After orgasming inside of your partner, you pull out your penis and shake it on their face causing cum droplets to rain down.

Can be used as a derogatory term for a stupid person.
John: Hold still while I give you some cum droplets!
Scott: Is this still enough?
John: Oh yeah, here comes the Maltese Rain!

*shake penis*
by The Great Maltese May 15, 2008
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Cum Tax

Cum tax is the tax rate put onto an individual's cum based on the value it holds because of its Cum Valuation. Instead of being taxed real money, you are taxed in excess cum.
Sarah: wow william you lost a lot of cum after the Cum Tax

William: i feel dead inside
by William Donelly May 16, 2021
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cum catcher

1) A tattoo on the lower back of a female. Called a cum catcher because the lower back is where a male ejaculates on a female after pulling out after doggy style sex. Refers to the belief that girls with lower back tattoos are promiscuous.

2) A mustache (can also refer to a goatee). Cum catcher implies that the man gives oral sex to other men, thereby catching cum around his mouth.
1) "Look at the cum catcher on that girl sitting at the bar! Might as well be a bullseye!"

2) "Dude, please shave. You look like one of the Village People with that cum catcher."
by Brad, from the great state of January 11, 2009
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cum snooter

1. A person who enjoys snorting semen.

2. A person who commits acts of douchebaggery leading you to believe they may be snorting cum, affecting their brain.

3. A reference to someone who is or could very well be homosexual in orientation. (A Fag)

4. A general insult to everyone and anyone who you feel necessary, as long as you are not a cum snooter yourself.
"Rob came home with a box of straws and 3 gay looking dudes, I think he's a fucking cum snooter now.
by Snootmahcum June 25, 2009
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Chewing Cum

A king of chewing-gum filled with a cum-like substence.

Usually minted flavored.
"What are you eating?"
"Nothing, just trying this new Chewing Cum, it's delicious..."
by razc April 4, 2009
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Death Cumming

While you're cumming some kills you or you kill yourself. The most intense orgasm you will ever have
Person 1: Oh man! That dude died during some wicked death cumming!
Person 2: Lucky! He got to experience the most intense orgasm ever!
by WithinTheWalls October 16, 2008
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cum guzzling

This is where a hot woman takes a load or three in her beautiful mouth and proceeds to gargle the national anthem.
Alternatively they can just gulp down copious amounts of the goodness knowing that with only 5 calories per serving, their thighs will thank them.
Taking a few good shots in the mouth and then cum guzzling.
by M.R.M May 26, 2008
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