by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021
2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.
2 finger position is used with large, whole chips
3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).
resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)
more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care
2 finger position is used with large, whole chips
3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).
resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)
more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care
by PBC & Scallop May 24, 2012
Sarah: Hey um can I borrow a pencil
Kyle: you gotta get on your knees whore (deep breathing)
Random weeb: WOAH BRO CHILL WITH ALL THAT, YOU GOT TOO MUCH DIP ON YA CHIP
Kyle: you gotta get on your knees whore (deep breathing)
Random weeb: WOAH BRO CHILL WITH ALL THAT, YOU GOT TOO MUCH DIP ON YA CHIP
by Simp-of-lengend March 01, 2021
when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon
“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”
by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 06, 2021
Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.
“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
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