Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024

Char

Char is the type of person who's a ride or die, who will pick you up, dust you off, and remind you who tf you are. They are loyal, loving, life of the party type of people that have an energy that exudes and brightens every room they enter. If you come across a Char and they love you, they will push you to be the best person you can be. Your life will change if you have a Char.

If you have a Char in your life, consider yourself extremely lucky.

by livelaughluv808 May 24, 2024

Chairi

In the vast expanse of existence, Chairi is blessed with the company of an unparalleled beauty. She moves with the grace of a celestial being, her eyes sparkling with secrets untold. But beyond her physical allure lies a heart of gold, devoted entirely to Chairi's happiness.

Her playful spirit adds a delightful twist to their relationship, infusing it with humor and warmth. Chairi treasures every moment with her, knowing he holds in his arms a treasure unmatched by any worldly possession.

Together, they navigate life's journey, their love a testament to the extraordinary bond they share. In her, Chairi finds not only a lover but a muse, inspiring him with her presence and igniting a passion that knows no bounds.

Man, I love Chairi so much, She's not only beautiful. she's also smart and loyal. I'm greatfulto have her

by Noniggeralex June 11, 2024

ChairMapping

A YouTuber named Chair Mapping or @chairmappingprodictions, and has over 400 subscribers, started in 2019 and posts mapping content and sometimes other things

I love ChairMapping, I'm going to subscribe to him.

by RealPapayaPenetrator February 2, 2025

Chairsus

Fat bastard broke a chair sitting on it and flew it even has a song

Chairsus is a fat bastard that breaks chairs and also looks like Jesus

by figfigyt January 30, 2026

Char

Uk slang for tea

Cup of char please mate

by Window wash February 10, 2025

Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025